a box full of suggestions for your possible heart

so i think i need to dedicate this to the sisterhood (cat, veronica, hailey)

this has already done, but i want to make my own list.

this is you and your girls in the summer in evanston, il:

camel number nines, arizona ice tea and red bull as chasers for stolen liquor, the notorious liquor bandit of evanston, il, cruising down golf fast as hell/drunk as hell/smoking a bowl and blasting MGMT, d-boy and his nails, DIP DIP DIP, spraying my dog in the nose with binaca, "don't get a big dick", parties at finders house, hooking up for novelty's sake, talking about it the next day, looking really hot (seriously), being the other woman, "my father is teaching a lesson!", first pregnancy tests, the craziest house parties i have ever been to at the big yellow house on asbury, radiohead, gravity bongs, unbeatable flip cup teams fueled by anger and a need for revenge towards the men who wronged us (that night over winter break at least), being smarter than other girls (you will not get SHIT out of us), knowing that we do not have magical vaginas and that NO ONE does, gorgeous green tree lined streets in north evanston, the lake, the rocks, fires on the northwestern campus, finding out broken social scene and common are playing a free show on the northwestern campus last minute, getting totally wasted before that concert, being totally covered in mud at that concert, walking in horizontal lines, entering a room with these bitches, paper planes as an anthem, the sex and the city movie at midnight, I CURSE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN (what a perfect time to hear that phrase!), so much love


i remember the day i was dumped over the telephone at the beginning of the summer. i didn't get dressed. my three sisters came right over and found me lying in bed like a dead person. we plotted revenge, i cried, the phrase "he's a tiny dick fat WEIRDO" was uttered and then...cat told me to get dressed and get out of bed. if no one told me that i wouldn't have done it.
thank you for being there to tell me to keep moving.
and for writing hilarious things in his honesty box.
and for being the best people in the world.

smoke weed; kill bitches.