aren't i supposed to be getting drunk on st.patty's day?
NOT writing a stupid fucking philosophy paper and freaking about midterms?

god columbia, the one time i need you to continue being a piece of shit step up from a community college that requires absolutely no work or effort you fail me.
that's really great of you.
NOT.







i'm just glad you're still here, babygirl. i love you. and i think you know who you are because you're the only one that really reads this, i think.
yeah that's right i just gave you a shoutout on my blog.